Monday, November 10, 2008

Last Call



In less than 5 weeks (and counting) the Smith Bed and Breakfast is closing their doors FOREVER (at the Grenada location, more opening soon, stay tuned). Now is your last chance to enjoy the BEAUTIFUL beaches, LUSCIOUS forest hikes, and INVITING views.

ACT NOW and receive complimentary mints on your pillow (you might have to share them with Nathan), made to order OMELETS in the morning, exceptional service and entertainment during the meal and fresh (limes from the backyard) frozen limeades to cool you off in the “warm” summer evenings.


Call to book your dream vacation today!! You could be here by Thanksgiving!!




**This ad is intended to encourage visitors, but please be aware you come at your own risk. their may be chances of lizards, centipedes, frogs and roaches in your bed at night, but we will do all in our power to avoid that. please speak to your doctor if you scare easily and have a risk of high blood pressure. Smith bed and breakfast is not responsible for any such sightings and cannot be held liable as there is less than adequate hospital services on the island. but you will be rooming with an almost 3rd year medical student if that sets your mind at ease.



12 comments:

Mara & Austin said...

Yea!!!!! I/we are so excited for you guys to come back. I am sad, however, that we weren't able to make it down there. To make it up to you, maybe when we have more money than we know what to do with, we will take luxurious vacations together to remote tropical locations. Until that time comes, you know you are always welcome at our place for a delicious meal of PB&J and goldfish crackers.

side note: We drove past your parent's house last week and Aniston said, "Is that Addie's house?" I was happy to tell her that Addie would be at that very house in a few short weeks and we would be able to play. Hooray!

Tarahh77 said...

Where do you come up with these things??? Enjoy the last few weeks!

beth said...

I can't believe you're done in five weeks! wow, that went fast (for me).

RSP said...

As irony would have it, we were looking up flights about two hours ago to come next week. Turns out, it's a bit pricey, but if you know of any loop holes we will totally take you up on that!

Jayson & Sara said...

HA HA! Wonderful!! Couldn't have said it better myself!

Natalie said...

Tanelle, you're so funny! I wish we could take advantage of your offer... it sounds great! We'll probably have to wait til Christmas to see you though. How boring is that?

Justin & Ashlee said...

That was so funny. I love it.

The Pack's said...

Oh, how we would love to come and visit you before you leave. We will have to take a rain-check and bring you back with us another time to other islands. It would be so fun! I can't believe you only have 5 weeks left. We are so excited to see you and get to know Carson since he doesn't even know who we are. Love the post...You crack me up!

CottleCrew said...

You are so funny!! We are with Mara that when we make our first million we'll have to take a trip somewhere luxurious, until then we'll just always be disappointed that we didn't make it to Grenada.

5 weeks and counting!!!

KyJeanell said...

You are so funny!! It is too bad that we didn't make it to your tropical paradise (minus the creatures). We can't wait to see you guys! We love you! Happy Count down!

Smelsha said...

HA! You're so clever. Wish we could come...

Jessica said...

Man, I wouldn't mind getting out of here for a week...or two...or three...it's getting dang cold here!!! Where will you be when you get back to the states?